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Ned: Oh, that's a noodle-scratcher. [starts drawing a few random dots] Maude
[gasps] Cornstarch! Ned: Oh, righty-o! [both laugh] It's good for keepin' down the urges!...
Kirk: Ah, come on Luanne, you know what this is. Luanne
Kirk, I don't know what it is. Kirk: [sighs] It could not be more simple, Luanne....
Lovejoy: Now, Kirk, it's only a game. Sometimes, we.
.. Kirk: Aw, cram it, churchy!...
Kirk: Why don't you tell them one of your little bedtime stories, huh?
Like the one about how rotten it is to be married to a loser....
Luanne: Okay, Kirk, I'll tell a story. It's about a man whose father- in-law gave him a sweet job as manager of a cracker factory.
Homer: Bo-ring. Luanne: A man whose complete lack of bu...
Kirk: You want to hear a secret, everybody? Luanne loves it, _loves_ it when I fail.
Luanne: Oh yes, Kirk. I _love_ having to borrow money from my sister....
Marge: Lisa, why don't you come sing for us? Lisa
[marching and singing] You're a grand old flag... Kirk...
Luanne: I want a divorce! [everyone gasps] Kirk
[surprised] I... I... a divorce? [resolute] Sure....
Bart: [deep voice] Hello, I'm Doctor Hibbert. I'm afraid I'm going to have to amputate.
.. your butt. [chuckles] Milhouse: [falsetto] All right, if you think you must....
Homer: Well, I think that went pretty well. [outside, Luanne speeds away, leaving Kirk behind] Kirk
[to staring Homer and Marge] What? -- Nah, happens to everybody, "A Milhouse Divided...

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