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Only three cavities, Bart, your best checkup ever! I'm going to make you my specialty, butterscotch chicken.
-- Yum, Marge, "A Milhouse Divided...
Homer: Marge, will you marry me? Marge: Why? Am I pregnant?
-- The best reason of all, "A Milhouse Divided...
Homer: It's a second wedding, honey. Our first one was so crummy, I had to make it up to you.
I really love you. Marge: Oh, Homey. I know you love me. We don't need to get married ag...
Lovejoy: Dearly beloved... Homer: Wait! I want one last chance to enjoy single life.
[scratches his butt and belches] Okay, ready....
I will now read these special vows which Homer has prepared for this occasion.
Kirk: How about it, Luanne? Will you marry me... again?
Luanne: Ooh, no! Kirk: [moans] Well... Uh, can I have my shirts back, at least?...
Lisa: What a perfect outing for a beautiful autumn day.
Marge: I feel sorry for everyone who's cooped up inside watching the seventh game of the World Series....
Ranger: ... and the cider mill operated continuously until 1941, when its workers left to fight in the second World War.
When they returned, the old girl was just as they'd left he...
Ned: Well, if God didn't make little green apples, it's Homer Simpson!
How long have you been here? Homer: Twenty of the suckiest minutes of my life....
Marge: Next to Spring and Winter, Fall is my absolute favorite season.
Just look at all this beautiful foilage. Lisa...

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