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Marge: I feel terrible. The Van Houtens split up at our party.
Homer: Marge, please, that was twenty minutes ago....
Kearney: Ah, you'll do fine. My divorce was tough on my kid, but he got over it.
[sits back to reveal a miniature doppelganger] Kid...
Luanne: From now on, forget everything you thought you knew about Luanne Van Houten.
Marge: Actually, Luanne, I don't really know anything about you....
Kirk: Singles life is great, Homer. I can do whatever I want.
Today I drank a beer in the bathroom. Home...
Man: Hey, there, Kirk... Kirk: [excited] Oh, boy, what's going on?
Patio party? Man: No, a possum drowned in the pool....
Kirk: That's Jerry. He's a major player down at the sewing store.
Homer: [mocking] Well, thanks for introducing me. Kirk...
Kirk: You're letting me go?! Boss: Kirk, crackers are a family food.
Happy families. Maybe single people eat crackers, we don't know....
Milhouse: [makes racing noises] And the winner of the Milhouse 500 is.
.. Milhouse! Luanne: [from another room] Milhouse, are you sure you want to drive that inside?...
Homer: OW! Ow! Gee... Ow! What the hell is wrong with you?
! Bart: Geez, _sor-ry_. It's a pretty standard stunt, Homer....
Marge: You said you'd do it as a favor to me. Home
That doesn't sound like something I'd say. Marge: Fine....

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