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Krik: Oh, my demo tape! Homer: [Homer examines the tape] "Can I Borrow a Feeling?
[laughing] "Can I Borrow a Feeling?" [continues laughing] That's your picture on the front....
Homer: Oh, that's tough, pal. But it's never gonna happen to me.
Kirk: Well, how do you know? What makes you so special?...
Homer: [calling out] Marge, I'm home! Where are you?
Are you okay? I don't smell dinner. [he finds a note and reads it aloud] "Dear Homer....
Homer: I know you're only eight years old, and I don't want to put a lot of pressure on you, but you've got to save my marriage!
Lisa: Oh. Okay. Can I stay up? Homer: [thinks] All right. ...
Lisa: You've done a lot of crazy stuff over the years and she stood by you.
Why would she leave you now? Homer: [frantic] Cause there's lots of stuff she doesn't know about!...
Homer: See? You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a first- class wedding reception.
[open a box, revealing a whale-shaped cake reading "To a Whale of a Wife"] Marge...
Lisa: You're very lucky to have Mom. [walks away] Home
[pause, dejected] That's your advice? Go to bed!...
Homer: You know, Marge, I was thinking about how much I enjoy your interest.
So I wandered over to that theater you went to last night and I bought tickets to their entire season....
Marge: Homey, I appreciate this, but I'd really like to get some sleep.
Homer: Oh, of course, my sweet. I'll just make some soothing ocean sounds for you....
Homer: I'd like to file for... divorce. Clerk: These things happen.
Eight dollars. -- I wonder when she lost her passion for this work, "A Milhouse Divided...

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