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I don't sound like _that_, do I? Oh... I don't like having such a hilarious voice.
-- Homer, "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show...
Otto: [deridingly] Whoa-ho! A talking dog! [chuckles] What were you guys smokin' when you came up with that?
Cohen: [peeved] We were eating rotisserie chicken. -- "The Itchy & Scratchy & Po...
Otto: [in his traditional fashion] Ruff, ruff. I'm Poochie, the rockin' dog!
Myers: You're perfect! In fact, you're better than perfect!...
Homer: [clears throat] Ruff, ruff! I'm Poochie, the rockin' dog!
Myers: Now, that's just bad....
She smells sheep smells by the sheet shtore.
-- Homer's voice check, "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show...
Homer: How'd you get to be so good? June: Oh, just experience I suppose.
I started out as Roadrunner. [as Roadrunner] Meep!...
Homer: Is this cartoon going on the air live? June
No, Homer. Very few cartoons are broadcast live, it's a terrible strain on the animators' wrists....
Doug: In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy's skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib twice in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones.
I mean, what are...
Database: On the "Itchy & Scratchy" CD-ROM, is there a way to get out of the dungeon without using the wizard key?
Homer: What the hell are you talking about? June: You're a lifesave...
CBG: [clears throat] Your attention, please. Fan: Uh, in episode.
.. CBG: Your attention, please! -- Will we ever shut up?...

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