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CBG: Mr. Simpson will now be autographing 8x10 glossies of Poochie, ONE per customer.
Please form a line. There will be no cutting. I'm talking to you, Mr....
You know, Poochie's based on me... -- Barney Gumble, "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show
Jasper: Is this seat taken, little girl? Bart: I'm not a girl!
Are you blind? Jasper: Yes. -- Touche! "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show...
Krusty: Once in a great while, we are privileged to experience a television event so extraordinary, it becomes part of our shared heritage.
[picture of astronaut on the moo...
Itchy: Look, Scratchy, it's our new friend, Poochie.
Scratchy: What's that name again? I forgot....
Scratchy: Ooh, Poochie is one outrageous dude. Itchy
He's totally in my face. -- "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show...
When are they going to get to the fireworks factory?
Moe: Can somebody tell me what the hell is going on?
Midge, help me out here. Homer: Quiet! You're missing the jokes!...
Poochie: [hands out his hand to Scratchy for a high-five] Catch you on the flip side, dudemeisters.
[Scratchy extends his arm -- Poochie withdraws his] NOT! Hey, kids, alway...
Ned: Homer, I can honestly say that was the best episode of "Impy & Chimpy" I've ever seen!
Carl: Yeah, you should be very proud, Homer, you, uh....

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