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Moe: Oh, you're better off. Rich people aren't happy.
From the day they're born to the day they die, they &l...
Homer, I'd like you to forgive me for doing the right thing. -- Marge, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca
Homer: [thinks to himself] She's been your wife for ten years, you've had three children together, it's time to be honest with her.
[out loud] I'm not sure I love you any more. Marge...
All right, all right. Look at her if it'll shut her up.
Start with the feet. Still angry. Good! Good, Homer, good!...
Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for <you> will never die.
-- Homer's love for Marge is shaken, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
Okay everybody, for the next fifteen minutes, one third off on every pitcher.
One per customer, domestic beer only. Hey, no sharing. -- Moe, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
Homer: Is it done yet? Is it done yet? Marge: Your meatloaf will be ready in eight seconds, Homer.
Homer: D'oh! Isn't there anything faster than a microwave?...
Four... three... two... one... Bing! We have meatloaf!
-- Homer watches dinner cook in the microwave, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
I've got a dried-out end piece with your name on it, Lisa!
-- Homer serves dinner, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
Hm. Thursday. Meatloaf night. As it was, is now, and ever shall be.
-- Lisa muses on drab dinner fare, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...

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