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a scream is heard from the room above] Skinner: Bart Simpson!
I know it's you! -- Principal Skinner fills in for Miss Hoover, "Lisa's Substitute...
Oh look, this is really cool. When I hit reverse, I can make them go back in!
-- Bart shows a videotape of kittens being born, "Lisa's Substitute...
Bergstrom: [enters the classroom, guns ablazin'] Skinne
Are you the substitute? Bergstrom: Yessir, yes I aim....
And, for the record, there were a few Jewish cowboys, ladies and gentlemen.
Big guys who were great shots and spent money freely....
Martin: As your president, I would demand a science-fiction library, featuring an ABC of the over[something] genre.
Asimov, Bester, Clarke! Student: What abouy Ray Bradbury? Martin: [...
Mr. Bergstrom: Lisa, your homework is always so neat.
How can I put this? Does your father help you with it....
Martin: [campaign speech] In a sample taken in this very classroom, a state inspector found 1.
74 parts per million of asbestos! Bart: That's not enough! We demand MORE asbestos! [l...
Homer: Wow! You made the front page! Bart: Aw, Dad, it's just a popularity contest?
Homer: JUST a popularity contest? Excuse me....
I always knew you had personality. The doctor said it was hyperactivity, but I knew better.
-- Homer is pleased that Bart's running for class president, "Lisa's Substitute...
He says there aren't any easy answers. I say, he's not looking hard enough!
-- Bart's campaign speech against Martin, "Lisa's Substitute...

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