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KZMB, All Zombie Radio. Grrrrrrrrrr! -- "Treehouse of Horror III
Alien1: The zombies have the Earthlings on the run.
Alien2: Soon the human race will wither and fold. Like the Earth plums we've seen on the Observe-a-scope....
Homer: [shocked] Barney, not you too?! Barney: I'm not a Zombie, but hey, when in Rome.
.. -- "Treehouse of Horror III...
Homer: Take that, Washington! Eat lead, Einstein!
Show's over, Shakespeare! Will: [collapsing dramatically] Is this the end of Zombie Shakespeare?...
Bart: Kolchak..Mannix..Banacek..Dano! [-poof- Lisa turns into a snail] Lisa
What's wrong? Bart: I never realized what a beautiful young woman you've become....
Zombie1: See you in hell. Zombie2: Still pushing that boulder?
Zombie1: Uh huh. -- "Treehouse of Horror III...
Quimby: The, aw, Zombies that plagued our town are now just corpses rotting in our streets.
Crowd: [cheers] -- "Treehouse of Horror III...
Marge: Well, I'm sure glad we didn't turn into mindless zombies.
Bart: [zombie-like] Shhhhh... T V. Homer: [zombie-like] MAN....
Oakley-Doakley-Do! -- Ned Flanders, "Marge Gets a Job
Hello, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such instructional videos as "Mothballing Your Battleship" and "Dig Your Own Grave, And Save!
-- "Marge Gets a Job...

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