The Simpsons

The Simpsons

Home › Fortune Cookies › The Simpsons

Now, over the next six hours, I'll be going over the Do's and Do-Not-Do's of foundation repair.
-- Troy McClure's instructional video, "Marge Gets a Job...
Troy: Now, do you hav extruded poly-vinyl foam insulation?
Homer: No. Troy: Good. -- Homer improvement, "Marge Gets a Job...
... leaving the Vice President in charge. -- Kent Brockman's news report, "Marge Gets a Job
Marge, it'll cost eighty-five hundred dollars! We only have five hundred in the bank, and that leaves.
.. eighty-hundred we need. -- Carry the ten, "Marge Gets a Job...
March 15th. I wish I brought a TV. Oh God, how I miss TV!
-- Homer's journal of life in the woods, "Marge Gets a Job...
Marley: You mind if I say a few words? Burns: Oh, me-me-me, "I want all the attention because it's &l
my> party", eh? -- Will the honored guest please shut up, "Marge Gets a Job...
Marge Simpson : Resume : : Homemake
1980 to present \> -- It's my job, and I'll apply if I want to, "Marge Gets a Job...
Smithers: This r\'esum\'e is very impressive. Let me be the first to say "Abibu gazini".
Marge: What? Smithers: "Welcome aboard". I guess my Swahili's not as good as yours. -- Wha...
Last week, some Jeohvah's Witnesses came to the door, and I wouldn't let them leave.
They snuck away when I went into the kitchen to get more lemonade. -- Marge, "Marge Gets a Job...
Lisa: You'll be just like Marie and Pierre Curie. Home
What'd they do? Lisa: They discovered radium! Then they both died of radiation poisoning....

< previous

604

605
606
607
608
609
610
611
612
613
654
next >