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Laura: [on the phone] Hello, I'd like to speak to Ms.
Tinkle? First name... Bart: [whispers] Laura...
Live, from beautiful Malaki Island ("We're not just for lepers any more"), it's "Carnival of the Stars"!
-- Troy McClure hosts another stupid television show, "Mr. Plow...
I'm your host, Troy McClure. You may remember me from such films as "The Erotic Adventures of Hercules" and "Dial M for Murderousness"!
-- Troy McClure hosts another stupid television show, "M...
Agent: Now, before I give you the check, one more question.
This place "Moe's" you left just before the accident....
She'll go 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene.
-- Crazy Vlaclav tries to sell Homer a car, "Mr. Plow...
Kids! If we buy a new car, we get our parking validated for free!
-- Homer takes the kids to a car show, "Mr. Plow...
Homer: Gasp! Adam West! [calling] Kids! Batman! Lisa
Dad, that's not the real Batman. Adam West: Of I'm the real Batman....
Michelle Pfeiffer? Ha! The only true Catwoman is Julie Newmar, Lee Meriwether, or Eartha Kitt.
-- Adam West muses, "Mr. Plow...
Homer, I've got to sneak these valuable artworks out of the White House, but I can't get out of the driveway because of these protesters!
-- President George Bush moves out of the White House, ...
Homer: Well, I really should discuss this with my wife.
Salesman: [scoffs] Your wife? [cracks an imaginary whip] Home...

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