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Now, Marge, just remember. If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.
Ah, Tibor, how many times have you saved my butt? -- Homer's rules for success in the workpl...
Marge: What do I do? Smithers: Heh, heh, heh. Marge, please!
According to your r\'esum\'e you this machine....
Mrs. K: Bart, have you ever read "The Boy Who Cried Wolf"?
Bart: I'm halfway through it, I swear! -- That's the one with Little Red Riding Hood and the three pigs, right?...
Grampa: Good news, boy! I found a pharmacy that carries leeches!
Well it wasn't exactly a pharmacy... more of a bait shop. -- "Marge Gets a Job...
Oral thermometer, my eye! -- Grampa, "Marge Gets a Job
Burns: I must have her! Smithers, zoom in. Closer!
Closer! Closer, dammit! [the camera hits Marge in the forehead] Marge...
I am the Angel of Death. The Time of Purification is at hand. -- "Marge Gets a Job
Mrs. K: Well, then, you're ready for your make-up test.
Bart: Ohhhhhh! My ovaries. -- He's in more trouble than he thinks, "Marge Gets a Job...
Grampa: Have you ever read "The Boy Who Cried Wolf"?
Bart: I glanced at it. Boy cries wolf, has a few laughs....
Homer: Ohhhhh... Marge: What? Homer: I'm used to seeing people promoted ahead of me.
Friends, co-workers, Tibor... I never thought it'd be my own wife....

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