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Woman: They're so sweet when you marry them, but soon it's just career, career, career.
Homer: [outside, scolding SLH] <My> hammock. Do you understand?...
Homer: I was wondering if you'd like to babysit my little angels.
Woman: Sorry, this isn't Abby; this is her sister....
Homer: Uh, and there was something else... Something I was supposed to tiptoe around.
.. Laura's mother: My divorce. Homer: <That's> it!...
Laura's mother: Well, I know what you're thinking, and the answer is yes.
I want to be fixed up with one of your friends as soon as you can arrange it....
Hey, sometimes a guy just likes his skin to look its yellowest.
-- Bart takes a bath, "The New Kid on the Block...
Waiter: I'm sorry, ma'am, but everything on the menu has fish in it.
Marge: Mmm, what about the bread? Does that have much fish in it?...
Can't talk. Eating. -- Homer, "The New Kid on the Block
Homer: This is my quest. I'm like that guy. That Spanish guy.
You know, he fought the windmill... Marge: Don Quixote?...
Homer: All you can eat. Ha! Hutz: Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fradulent advertising since my suit against the film, "The Never-Ending Story".
-- "The New Kid on the...
Homer: So, do you think I have a case? Hutz: I don't use the word hero very often, but you are the greatest hero in American history.
Homer: Woo-hoo! -- I'm sorry, did I say `hero'? I mea...

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