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Marge: I can't believe you bought that plow. We can't afford it!
Home...
It may be on a lousy channel, but The Simpsons are on TV!
-- Homer proudly introduces his television debut, "Mr. Plow...
Homer: [narrating a TV commercial] Are you tired of having your hands cut off by snowblowers?
And the inevitable heart attacks that come with shoveling snow?...
Commercial-Homer: Call now and receive a free T-shirt!
Homer: [watching at home, raises a "Stockdale for VP" T-shirt] He could still surprise ya!...
My prices are so low, you'll think I suffered brain damage!
-- Truth in advertising, in Homer's TV commercial as... "Mr. Plow...
Mr. Plow, for making it possible for people to get where they're going without resorting to public transportation &l
or> car-pooling, I give you the keys to the city. -- Diamond Joe Quimby, "Mr. Pl...
Moe: Linda Ronstadt! How'd ya get <her>? Barney
Oh, we've been looking for a project to do together for a while. -- "Mr. Plow...
I've got two words for you: Mellow out, man. -- Homer Simpson, "Mr. Plow
Yeah, they were gay. -- Homer pretends to be Tony Plow, from "Leave It to Beaver", "Mr.
Plow...
Kent: Hardest hit by the blizzard is Springfield's forbidding Widow's Peak.
Our own Arnie Pie is on the scene. Arnie: [live remote, in a helicopter] Everything's snowed in!...

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