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Burns: I want you to arrange a party for two at my estate
Marge, me, and do you think you could dig up Al Jolson?...
Bart, to avoid this test, you've had smallpox, the bends, and that unfortunate bout of Tourette's syndrome.
-- Mrs. Krabappel, "Marge Gets a Job...
Joan: She must think you're after her eggs. Krusty: I only ate one! -- "Marge Gets a Job
Ivanhoe is a story about a Russian farmer and his tool. -- Bart Simpson, "Marge Gets a Job
Burns: I want you to show this woman the time of her life.
Homer: Gotcha. Marge, we're getting some drive-thru, then we're doing it twice!...
Marge: That medicine's not for you! Homer: [emptying assorted bottles of medicine] C'mon, Marge!
Maybe I'm not getting enough... [reads the label] estrogen. -- Can't get enough, uh hu...
Homer: Marge, we're going to that restaurant. Marge
But I think I'm allergic to seafood. The last time I ate shrimp, my throat closed up, and I went into convulsions....
Wife: Now, I don't know much about haggling or bargaining, so let's just pay whatever the Winfields want.
Agent: That could work. -- Flexibility is our middle name, "The New Kid on the...
Laura: Are you all right? Bart's brain: She's beautiful.
Say something clever. Bart's mouth: [meekly] I fell on my bottom....
Woman: I actually had some doubts about moving to Springfield, especially after that TIME cover story, "America's Worst City".
Marge: [proudly] You could see our house in that photo! -- Was H...

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