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Son, a woman is a lot like a... [looks around] a refrigerator!
They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and....
Bart: How can you like that guy? Laura: I dunno. Maybe because he's an outlaw.
You know that dead body they found behind the mayor's house?...
Bart: I'll show <them> who's "just a kid"! Marge
[calling] Bart, bedtime! I laid out your jammy-jams! -- "The New Kid on the Block...
Lisa: Good luck in your trumped-up lawsuit, Dad. Home
[hugs her] Thanks. That means a lot to me. -- "The New Kid on the Block...
Bart: What do you like about him? He's just a good-looking rebel who plays by his own rules.
Lisa+Laura: [wistful sigh] -- "The New Kid on the Block...
Aide: Eighteen thousand letters, all addressed to Santa Claus.
Attorney: You want the People of Springfield versus Kris Kringle....
Is it true that your husband consumed a ten-pound bag of flour when no other food was available?
-- The defense attorney cross-examines Marge, "The New Kid on the Block...
Moe: [answers the phone] Yeah, just a sec; I'll check.
[calls] Amanda Hugginkiss? Hey, I'm lookin' fer Amanda Hugginkiss....
Moe: Hey, don't steal any beer while I'm gone. Barney
What kind of pathetic drunk do you take me for? Gasp!...
As usual, a knife-wielding maniac has shown us the way. -- Bart, "The New Kid on the Block

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