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Marge: There's going to be twice as much love in this house as there is now!
Homer: We're going to start doing it in the morning?! -- Slow on the uptake, "Lisa's First Word...
Marge: I'm afraid we're going to need a bigger house.
Homer: No, we won't. I've got it all figured out....
Marge: Once we get the cats out of the way, it won't be too bad Age
Actually, according to the will, the cats own the house....
Lisa: I wish we lived in the kitty house. Bart: I could've trained them to be my unholy army of the night.
Go, my pretties! Kill! Kill! -- The Wicked Bart of the West, "Lisa's First Word...
Homer: Dad, I have a problem. Abe: Why did you come to me?
I don't know nothin'. I used to get by on my looks....
Homer: I need $15,000 to buy a home. Grampa: Oh, well.
All I own is this house that I built with my own two hands....
Grampa: All right, son, I'll sell this dump and write you a check.
Homer: Dad, first you gave me life, now you've given me a home for my family, I'd be honored if you came to live with us....
Lisa: When do we get to my first word? Homer: Your what what?
Lisa: [indignant] My first words! Homer: Nah, you don't want to hear that story....
Homer: Okay, where were we? Bart: Mom was preggers and Dad threw all our money down a sink hole.
Homer: Ah yes. -- Homer narrates the story of Bart's childhood, "Lisa's First Word...
Ned: Buenos Dias, neighboritos! The handle is Flanders, but my friends call me Ned.
Homer: [sullen] Hi, Flanders. -- Setting the tone for years to come, "Lisa's First Word...

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