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Homer: [on the phone, disguising his voice] There's a $
10,000 bill in it for you. Barney: Oh yeah? Which president's on it?...
Woman: Could you make sure not to scrape my asphalt?
Homer: [sotto voce] Kiss <my> asphalt. -- "Mr. Plow...
Could this record-breaking heat wave be the result of the dreaded "Greenhouse Effect"?
Marge: [Holding bottle] Maggie, can you say ba-ba? Can you say mama?
Bart: Can you say get bent? Marge: Bart! Ba...
Marge: Oh Maggie, when are you going to talk? Lisa
Well, don't push her....
Marge: According to Fretful Mother Magazine, if Maggie doesn't talk at age one, we should consider a corrective tongue extender.
-- And then she can be the world's youngest Gene Simmo...
Marge: The story of Lisa's first word is very cute.
Bart+Lisa: Tell it, Mom! Tell it, Mom! Tell it! Home...
Bart: Homer! Homer: Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh. Homer's what grownups call me.
Call me daddy. Bart: Homer. Homer: Daddy....
Marge: Then the prince and the princess...[yawn] got married and lived happily ever after.
Bart: Then what happened? Marge: Uh...they had thirty sons and thirty daughters....
Homer: Got your nose! Heh heh heh. Bart: Got your wallet!
[flushes down toilet] -- Precocious, ain't he, "Lisa's First Word...

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