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Marge: According to this magazine, Bart might be jealous of her [Lisa].
Homer: Well, Bart can kiss my hairy yellow butt. -- Mmm...hairy yellow, "Lisa's First Word...
Marge: I saved this newspaper from the day Lisa was born.
Lisa: "Mondale to Hart: [confused] Where's the beef?...
Patty: Isn't that cute. She's coughing. -- Wait 'til she spits up, "Lisa's First Word
Patty: The older they get, the cuter they ain't.
-- The universal truth as told by a Bouvier spinster, "Lisa's First Word...
Announcer: In a moment, we'll look at the courageous Korean gymnast, Kim Huyang, who made a perfect dismount and which was later revealed to be.
..a broken leg! Huyang: Aaaaaaa...
Hibbert: Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh. She has the relexes of a young Mary Lou Retton.
Have a wowwipop. [gives Lisa one] Bart: Can _I_ have a lollipop?...
Bart: I wanna hold the baby. I wanna hold the baby.
Marge: I'm sorry, Bart, you're too little. Homer: Here, Bart, you can hold my beer....
Bart: You wrecked everything. I'm leaving. Goodbye.
Lisa: Bart. Bart: [amazed] What did you say? Say it again!...
Bart: Can you say David Hasselhoff? Lisa: Davah Hassa-hoff.
-- Lisa learns to talk, "Lisa's First Word...
Homer: Can you say Daddy? Lisa: Homer. Homer: No, sweetie.
Daddy. Lisa: [pause] Homer. Homer: D'oh! -- Like son, like daughter?, "Lisa's First Word...

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