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Ned: If you need anything just give a whistle. Home
I could use a TV tray. Ned: Well, gee... Homer: What?...
Bart: I am so great! I am so great! Everybody loves me, I am so great!
Marge: Honey, honey, honey, honey, honey. Could you please be quiet?...
Homer: It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.
-- Back when Homer wasn't in a bind, "Lisa's First Word...
Bart: Krusty funny! Homer: Duh. -- Homer watches TV with Little Bart, "Lisa's First Word
Krusty: Blech! [spits the burger out] Oh, I almost swallowed some of the juice.
[drinks from his flask] Uhh, I'll be tasting that for weeks....
Bart: Can't sleep, clown'll eat me...Can't sleep, clown'll eat me.
.. -- Bart laughs himself to sleep, "Lisa's First Word...
Announcer: And we're seconds away from the 100-meter butterfly.
Marge: Homer, I think the baby is coming. Homer: Wow.
A baby and a free burger. Could this be the best day of my life?...
Ned: We'll take good care of your boy, Simpson. Enjoy the miracle of creation!
Homer: Shut up, Flanders. [drives off] Ned...
Todd: I get to clothe the leper. Rod: Lucky! Ned
Supper time, boys! Todd: Oh boy: liver! Rod: Iron helps us play....

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