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Burns: Look at that pig. Stuffing his face with donuts on my time!
That's right, keep eating...Little do you know you're drawing ever closer to the poison donut!...
a "window" shows Homer's heart, beating fast] Bu
Relax, Simpson. I just brought you in here for a friendly hello....
Homer's astral body rises from Homer's physical body] Smithe
[examines Homer's dead body] Mr....
Buy three tubes of Mister Blister, get one free.
-- Patty reads a discount coupon, "Homer's Triple Bypa...
Marge: [answers the phone] Hello...Yes? Oh my Lord!
Homer's in the hospital, they think it's his heart!...
I'm out of the woods now, right? I mean, whatever doesn't kill me can only make me stronger!
-- Homer recovers from a heart attack, "Homer's Triple Bypa...
Remember your Hippopotamus oath! -- Homer to Dr. Hibbert, "Homer's Triple Bypa
Marge: Can't you do something for him? Hibbert: Well, we can't fix his heart, but we can tell you exactly how damaged it is.
Homer: What an age we live in! -- Modern technology, "Homer'...
Homer stands behind an X-ray machine] Hibbert: Now what you see here is the radioactive dye flowing through your husband's circulatory system.
Nurse: But Doctor, I haven't injected the dye...
Hibbert: Now I'm going to do a fat analysis test. I'll start your jiggling and measure how long it takes to stop.
[starts it jiggling] [jiggles for five seconds] Home...

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