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Bart: I was sitting there! Lisa: I don't see your name on it!
Bart: It's right there! Marge: Bart, don't write on the rug....
Homer: The sooner kids talk, the sooner they talk back.
[tucks Maggie in] I hope you never say a word....
Bad cops, bad cops...Bad cops, bad cops Springfield cops are on the take But what do you expect for the money we make?
Whether in a car or on a horse We don't mind using excessive force Bad cops, bad...
Lovejoy: What in God's name is going on here? Wiggum
Isn't this 742 Evergreen Terrace? Lovejoy: No, that's next door....
Wiggum: This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a.
..car of some sort, heading in the direction of...you know, that place that sells chili....
Homer: I can't wait 'till they throw his hatless butt in jail.
Marge: Homer, you shouldn't eat so much food. It's bad for your heart....
Bart: Hey, Lis, I heard that there was a train wreck last night.
Wanna see the victims? Lisa: Sure. [Bart opens his mouth, showing "see-food"] Bart, that's gross!...
Bart: What's wrong, Dad? Homer: [strained] You know that feeling you get when a thousand knives of fire are stabbing you in the heart?
I'm having that right now...[normal] Ooh, bacon! ...
Marge: Homer, I've made a special surprise just for you!
Homer: It can only be one thing. [imagines a roast pig suggesting Homer eat his rump] Marge...
at the gas station] Homer: I keep hearing this horrible irregular thumping noise.
Attendant: It's your heart. And I think it's on it's last thump....

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