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Hibbert: Homer, I'm afraid you'll have to undergo a coronary bypass operation.
Homer: Say it in English, Doc. Hibbert: You're going to need open heart surgery....
Marge: Doctor, we'll do whatever it takes to get my Homey well.
Hibbert: Good. I must warn you though, this procedure will cost you upwards to $...
Marge: Don't you have a health plan at work? Home
We used to, but we gave it up for a pinball machine in the lounge....
Homer: Don't worry, Marge.
Clerk: Now before we give you health insurance, I have to ask you a few questions.
Homer: Questions! Questions! My whole scheme down the -- [realizes] I mean ask away....
Oh Doctor, I was in a wonderful place filled with fire and brimstone and there were all guys in red pyjamas sticking pitchforks in my butt!
-- Homer recovers from a heart attack, "Homer's Tripl...
Hibbert: Mr. Simpson, you must get that operation as soon as possible.
Homer: But I don't have $40,000! Maybe I'll just get one of these machines....
with Reverend Lovejoy] Homer: Now I know I haven't been the best Christian.
with Rabbi Krustofsky] Homer: Now I know I haven't been the best Jew, but I have rented "Fiddler on the Roof" and I will watch it.
Anyhoo, can I have $50,000? Krustofsky...
Bart: Any luck, Dad? Homer: No, but the rabbi gave me this.
[spins a dreidel] Bart: What is that? Homer: Son, it's called a droodel....

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