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Nick: I'll perform any operation for $129.95! Come in for brain surgery and receive a free Chinese finger trap!
[escorts away a lobotomy patient with hands stuck in said device] Al...
Oh, it could be worse. Some dog could do the operation.
-- Homer can't afford a coronary bypass, "Homer's Triple Bypa...
Bart: Nothing you say can upset us. We're the MTV generation.
Lisa: We feel neither highs or lows. Homer: Really?...
Homer: I'm going to tell the truth and I'm _not_ gonna sugar-coat it.
[later, does a puppet show] And so the tiny aorta fairies will take Mr....
Oh, no. What if they botch it? I won't have a dad-- for awhile.
-- Bart realizes Homer needs a coronary bypass, "Homer's Triple Bypa...
Homer: Kids, kids. I'm not going to die. That only happens to bad people.
Bart: What about Abraham Lincoln? Homer: He sold poison milk to school children....
Homer: What are you in here for? Ned: I'm having a kidney and a lung removed.
Homer: Who are you donating them to? Ned: First come, first served....
Homer: I got a bad heart. Ned: Homer, if I could give you my heart, I would.
Homer: Shut up, Flanders. -- The heart of Flanders? God forbid, "Homer's Triple Bypa...
Nick: Hi everybody! I'm Dr. Nick Riviera. PA
Doctor Riviera, Doctor Nick Riviera. Please report to the coroner immediately!...
Dear God, thank you for Ziggy comics, little baby ducks and Sweating to the Oldies volumes One, Two and Four.
-- Ned Flanders prays, "Homer's Triple Bypa...

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