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Oh, no, someone taped over the end of this! -- Dr.
Nick Riviera's poignant observation, "Homer's Triple Bypa...
Pumpkinhead: All we ask for is a little dignity and a little respect.
Host: [sly] And a new candle every now and then?...
This is fascinating, Mom. Did you know they're going to stop Dad's heart for six whole minutes?
-- Lisa describes Homer's operation, "Homer's Triple Bypa...
Nick: Hi, everybody! Crowd: Hi, Dr. Nick! Nick: If something should go wrong, let's not get the law involved!
One hand washes the other. Oh, that reminds me! [washes his hands] [pu...
Patty: Marge, this is Andre. Andre: [with attempted sexiness] Hello.
Selma: I think you two would make a perfect couple....
Moe: Now let's have a minute of silent prayer for our good friend, Homer Simpson.
[short silence] Barney: How long has it been?...
Apu: Poor Mister Homer. Could it be that my snack treats are responsible for his wretched health?
Customer: I need some jerky. Apu: Would you like some vodka with that? Customer: Oh, w...
Nick: Calm down, Nick. Just think back to medical school.
[a college dorm filled with hippies and junkies] Nick...
Nick: I know I'm supposed to cut something, but what?
[removes surgical mask] And where? Lisa: [from the amphitheatre] Hey!...
The knee bone's connected to the something, The something is connected to the red thing, The red thing is connected to my wrist watch -- Uh oh.
-- Dr. Nick reminds himself how to do medicine, ...

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