A couple of F-15's are escorting a C-130 Hercules, and their pilots
are chatting with the pilot of the transport to pass the time. Talk
comes around to the relative merits of their respective aircraft.

The fighter pilots contend that their airplanes were better because
of their superior speed, maneuverability, weaponry, and so forth,
and pointed out the Hercules deficiencies in these areas.

After taking this for a while, the C-130 pilot says, "Oh yeah? Well,
I can do a few things in this old girl that you'd only dream about."

Naturally, the fighter pilots challenge him to demonstrate.

"Just watch," comes the quick retort.

And so they watch. But all they see is that C-130 continue to fly
straight and level...

After several minutes the Hercules pilot comes back on the air,
"There! How was that?"

The fighter pilots reply, "What are you talking about? What did you
do?"

And the Hercules pilot replies, "Well, I got up, stretched my legs,
and got a cup of coffee."