One Sunday morning during service, a 2,000 member congregation
was surprised to see two men enter, both covered from head to toe
in black and carrying sub-machine guns. One of the men
proclaimed, "Anyone willing to take a bullet for Christ remain where
you are."

Immediately, the choir fled, the deacons fled, and most of the
congregation fled. Out of the 2,000 there only remained around 20.

The man who had spoken took off his hood, looked at the preacher
and said, "Okay Pastor, I got rid of all the hypocrites. Now you
may begin your service. Have a nice day!" And the two men
turned and walked out.