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Nick: Good news! The operation was a complete success!
[the ceiling shines] -- And God smiled, "Homer's Triple Bypa...
Lisa: All right, Dad! Bart: You rule intensive care! -- "Homer's Triple Bypa
Simpson! Homer Simpson! He's the greatest guy in history.
From the! Town of Springfield! He's about to hit a chestnut tree!...
TOXIC WASTE -- DO NOT EAT. -- Warning labels save lives, "Marge vs. the Monorail
Smithers: Well, sir, where should we dump <this> batch [of nuclear waste]?
Playground? Burns: No. All those bald children are arousing suspicion....
Heh heh heh. Oh, Andy Capp. You wife-beating drunk.
Heh heh heh. -- Homer reads the funnies, "Marge vs. the Monorail...
Quimby: We will now hear suggestions for the disbursement of the two million dollars.
Lisa: Don't you mean <three> million dollars?...
Apu: I would like to see this money spent on more police officers.
I have been shot eight this year. As a result, I almost missed work....
We're twice as smart as the people of Shelbyville. Just tell us your idea, and we'll vote for it!
-- Mayor Quimby, "Marge vs. the Monorail...
Marge: I still think we ought to spend the money to fix Main Street.
Homer: Well, you should've written a song like that guy....

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