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Clinton Versus Nixon

  • Major Scandal during their presidency...
    • Nixon: Watergate
      Clinton: Waterbed

  • The President's biggest fear...
    • Nixon: The Cold War
      Clinton: The Cold Sore

  • Complaints toward the President...
    • Nixon: Carpet-Bombing
      Clinton: Carpet-Burns

  • Their Vice-Presidents...
    • Nixon: His was Greek
      Clinton: His is a Geek.

  • Presidential qualities...
    • Nixon: Couldn't stop Kissinger.
      Clinton: Couldn't stop kissing her.

  • Things the President couldn't explain....
    • Nixon: The missing 18-minutes on the tapes
      Clinton: The 36D bra in his briefcase

  • Presidential Nicknames....
    • Nixon: Tricky Dick
      Clinton: Slick Willy

  • Presidential excuses....
    • Nixon: I am not a crook
      Clinton: I didn't get in her nook
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