Dear Tide,

I'm writing to you to say what an excellent product you have. I've used it since my college days, when my Mom told me it was the best.

In fact, about a month ago, while at my girlfriend's house, I spilled some red wine on my new white shirt. She started to berate me about my drinking problem. One thing lead to another and I had a lot of her blood on my white shirt, as well. I tried to get the stain out using her bargain detergent, but it wouldn't come out. On my way home, I stopped and got a bottle of liquid Tide and all of the stains came out. So well, in fact, that the DNA tests where negative!

I thank you, once again, for a great product. I now have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people.

Yours truly,
Gary Condit