OJ Traffic Jam




A man is on his way home from work one afternoon in LA and he's
stopped in traffic and thinks, "Wow, this traffic seems worse
than usual. We're not even moving."

He notices a police officer walking down the highway in between
the cars and he rolls down his window and asks, "Excuse me officer,
what's the hold up?"

"O.J. just found out the verdict; he's all depressed. He's lying
down in the middle of the highway and he's threatening to douse
himself in gasoline and light himself on fire. He just doesn't have
$33.5 million for the Goldmans. I'm walking around taking up a
collection for him."

The man said, "Oh really? How much have you collected so far?"

"About three hundred gallons."