How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


Four hundred and sixty-two:

1. Twelve to investigate Clinton's involvement in the failure of the old
bulb,

2. Twenty-three to deregulate the light bulb industry,

3. Sixteen to cut funding for alternative lighting R&D,

4. Thirty-four to cut the tax rate on light bulbs,

5. Fifty-three to design a block grant so the states can change the bulb,

6. Forty-one to talk with defense contractors about night-vision gear
instead,

7. Two hundred and eighty-three to pass a law making it illegal to
discuss naked bulbs (or screwing anything) on the Internet.