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Possible Vice-Presidential Running Mates Er Maybe Not

Analysis of Vice-Presidential Running Mates



While the Presidential front-runners and party-hacks all bicker among
themselves, serious discussion about the future of the Fidel candidacy has
begun among members of the Committee to Elect Fidel President.

Al Stuart started us off with his list of potential Vice-Presidential
running mates for Fidel, should his name get on the ballot. Since then,
others have submitted their suggestions. We reprint the best of the flock
here.

Do you have a pollster's dream match for Castro? Obviously, we're looking
for someone whose outsider status would complement Fidel's own non-Beltway
credentials, but be creative. And by the way, for those of you malcontents
out there, being offensive isn't creative; it's offensive.

If you have ideas of your own, please submit them for inclusion. Be sure to
add your own analysis of a potential running mate's pros and cons.

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