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President Push Fetus And Feces

Interesting report - Date: Fri, 23 Jul 2004 04:17:36 -0700

NEWSWEEK reports that President Bush, appearing before a right-to-life rally in Tampa, Florida on June 17, stated: "We must always remember that all human beings begin life as a feces. A Feces is a living being in the eyes of God, who has endowed that feces with all of the rights and God-given blessings of any other human being." The audience listened in disbelief as the President repeated his error at least a dozen times, before realizing that he had used the word 'feces" when he meant to say "fetus."

Will Rogers once said: " I don't make jokes, I just watch the government and report the facts." Amazing, truly amazing!
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