How Things Change

Patient: "Huh? What? Where am I?"

Nurse: "You're in the hospital. You've been in a coma."

Patient: "How long was I in a coma?"

Nurse: "Ten years"

Patient: "Wow... Who's President?"

Nurse: "Bush"

Patient:

Patient: "How's the economy?"

Nurse: "Lotta layoffs"

Patient:

Patient: "Who else is in the White House?"

Nurse: "Cheney and Powell"

Patient:

Patient: "Are we by any chance bombing Iraq?"

Nurse: "Yep"

Patient: "HOW long was I..."

Nurse: "Ten years"