A lot of voters are getting a little bored with the 2-party system. Even the Reform Party and the Libertarian Party aren't making much of a showing this year. These parties just never seemed to make that cut for some reason:
- The Crack Party... We're split down the middle.
- The Mouth Party... And you're invited to cum.
- The Gay/NRA Party... We're here, we're queer. YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?
- The Pity Party... C'mon, we never win anything. Vote for us once, will ya?
- The Private Party... No comment.
- The Cocktail Party... Cock and Tail - does it get any better than this?
- The Search Party... Looking for members.
- The Keg Party... Dude, we could so totally run the country.
- Non-partisan party... We believe in what you believe in.
- The Beaver Party... Oh, forget it - we've already got Bush.