They say truth is stranger than fiction,
and slickness is rarer than friction
  With Clinton we've found
  the rules upside down--
especially with language and diction.

The latest political treatise,
American Rhapsody teases
  And generates laughter
  because the last chapter
proclaims Clinton talks with his penis.

Bill's heated reaction was fleeting
when he got his gene-mapping readings
  'Cause his genes present
  a brand-new defense
against his disbarment proceedings.

And in his disbarment proceedings,
this brand new defense will be pleaded
  His lips will not move,
  and that's how he'll prove
the lies were all told by his penis.

The judge in such case must be awesome
to measure such jetsam and flotsam.
  That must be why
  when this case is tried,
the judge in the case is a Johnson.