A SECRETARY COMPLAINS ABOUT HER BOSS

She says, "My boss is so sex-crazed.

Everytime he comes into the office, I must do the LAPTOP
position, and then the DESKTOP position, followed by
the SPREADSHEET format.

I must LOAD UP his SOFT DISK into a HARD DISK,

so that he can INSERT in my C DRIVE and then the A DRIVE.

Then he'll ask me to EJECT his SOFTWARE outside my C DRIVE so
that he is VIRUS FREE.

Then he changes his mind and decides to ENTER, ENTER, and ENTER
the whole day till he is in MICROSOFT stage.

Once I tried to ESC (escape) but he caught me and Shifted me to

his HOME

where he started pressing BACKSPACE, and said "TURNOVER"

Today, many a times he works without CAPSLOCK (without "cap" or
"helmet")

and sometimes as an Alternative he CRASHES @ my SYSTEM until he
looses his CTRL (control) and again he LOGS IN...

This process may continue until I SHUT DOWN his MAIN SYSTEM.