Two priests were going to Hawaii on vacation. To
improve their chances of having a real vacation, they
decided not to wear anything that would identify them
as clergy. As soon as the plane landed, they headed
for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts,
shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.

The next morning, they went to the beach, dressed in
their "tourist" garb. They were sitting on beach
chairs, enjoying their drink, the sunshine and the
scenery when a drop dead, gorgeous, blonde in a tiny
bikini came walking straight towards them. They
couldn't help but stare. When she passed them, she
smiled and said, "Good morning, Father,” nodding and
addressing each of them individually, then passed on
by. They were both stunned. How in the world did she
recognize them as priests?

The next day they went back to the store and bought
even more outrageous outfits - outfits so loud you
could hear them coming before you even saw them. Once
again, they settled down on the beach to enjoy the
sunshine. After a while, the same gorgeous blonde came
walking toward them. Again, she approached them and
greeted them individually, said "Good morning Father,"
and started to walk away. One of the priests couldn't
stand it.

"Just a minute young lady," he said. "Yes, we are
priests, and proud of it, but I have to know: how in
the world did you know we are priests?" "Father, it's
me, Sister Veronica.”