THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS MEXICAN:

1. His first name was Jesus

2. He was bilingual

3. He was always being harassed by the authorities.


But then there were equally good arguments that JESUS WAS BLACK:

1. He called everybody "brother"

2. He liked Gospel

3. He couldn't get a fair trial.


But then there were equally good arguments that JESUS WAS JEWISH:

1. He went into His Father's business

2. He lived at home until he was 33

3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin, and his Mother was sure he was God.


But then there were equally good arguments that JESUS WAS ITALIAN:

1. He talked with his hands

2. He had wine with every meal

3. He used olive oil.


But then there were equally good arguments that JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN:

1. He never cut his hair

2. He walked around barefoot

3. He started a new religion.


But then there were equally good arguments that JESUS WAS IRANIAN:

1. He had to shave more than once a day

2. He used to take off his shoes when entering a house

3. He claimed he was Italian


But then there were equally good arguments that JESUS WAS IRISH:

1. He never got married

2. He was always telling stories

3. He loved green pastures.


But perhaps the most compelling evidence shows that JESUS WAS A WOMAN:

1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.

2. He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who JUST DIDN'T GET IT!

3. Even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was more work for him to do.