nto the proctologist's office for his first exam. The

doctor told him to have a seat in the examination room and that he would

be with him in just a few minutes. When the man sat down and began

observing the tools. He noticed there were three items on a stand next

to the exam table.



A tube of K-Y jelly, a rubber glove, and a beer.



When the doctor finally came in the man said, "Look Doc, I'm a little

confused. This is my first exam. I know what the K-Y is for, and I

know what the glove is for, but can you tell me what the BEER is for?"



At that the doctor became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the

the door. The doc flung the door open and yelled to his

nurse......Dammit, Helen! I said a BUTT LIGHT!!