couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because
she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if
he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a
ribbon around the dog's testicles and
he will stop snoring. "Yeah,right," she says.

A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins
snoring as usual. The wife tosses and turns, unable
to sleep. Muttering to herself, she goes to
the closet and grabs a piece of ribbon and
ties it carefully around the
dog's testicles. Sure enough, the dog
stops snoring. The woman is amazed!

Later that night, her husband returns home
drunk from being out with his
buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep,
and begins snoring loudly.
The woman thinks maybe the ribbon will
work on him. So she goes to the
closet again, grabs a piece of ribbon,
and carefully ties it around her
husband's testicles. Amazingly, it also works
on him! The woman sleeps soundly.

The next morning, the husband wakes up hung over.
He stumbles into the
bathroom. As he stands in front of the toilet,
he glances in the mirror
and sees a blue ribbon attached
to his privates. He is very
confused,and as he walks back into the bedroom,
he sees a red ribbon attached to his
dog's testicles. He shakes his head and
looks at the dog and says,"Boy,
I don't remember where we were or
what we did, but, by God, we got first
and second place."