A black Jewish kid says to his mom, "Mom, am I more black or more
Jewish?"
His mom says, "Well, that's a very good question. You should ask your
father."
When his dad gets home, the kid confronts him. "Dad, am I more Jewish
or
more black?"
Dad replies, "That's a heck of a question, son. May I ask why you want
to
know?"
So the kid says, "Well, Tommy down the street is selling his bike for
$15,
and I don't know whether to Jew him down to $10 or just steal the
thing."