An Englishman, an Aussie and a South African are in a bar one night, having a
beer. All of a sudden the South African downs his beer, throws his glass in
the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces and says:


"In Sath Efrika our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the
same one twice."


The Aussie, obviously impressed by this , drinks his beer, throws his glass
into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces and says:


"Well mate, in 'Straaaaailia we have so much sand to make the glasses that we
don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."


The Englishman, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws
his glass into the air, pulls out his gun, shoots the South African and the
Australian and then says:
"In London we have so many ***ing South Africans and Australians that we
don't need to drink with the same ones twice.