-Who's calling?

-Watt.

-What is your name, please?

-Watt's my name.

-That's what I asked you.

-What's your name?

-That's what I told you.

-Watt's my name.

A long pause, and then from Watt,

-Is this James Brown?

-No, this is Knott.

-Please tell me your name.

-Will Knott.

-Why not?

-Huh? What do you mean why not?

-Yeah! Why won't you tell me your name?

-But I told you my name!

-Didn't you say you will not?

-Not not, knott, Will Knott!

-That's what I mean.

-So you know my name.

-Of course not!

-Good. So now, what is yours?

-Watt. Yours?

-Your name!

-Watt's my name.

-How the hell do I know? I am asking you!

-Look I have been very patient and I have told you my
name and you have

not

even told me yours yet.

-You have been patient, what about me? I have told you
my name so many

times and it is you who have not told me yours yet.

-Of course not!

-See, you even know my name!

-Of course not!

-Then why do you keep saying of course Knott?

-Because I don't...

[Pause]

-What is your name?

-See, you know my name!

-Of course not!

-Then why do you keep asking Watt is your name?

-To find out your name!

-But you already know it!

-What?

-See, and you know mine!

-Of course not!

-Exactly!

-Listen, listen, wait; if I asked you what your name
is, what will be

your

answer?

-Watt's my name.

-No, no, give me only one word.

-Watt

-Your name!

-Right!

(pause before it hits him]

-Oh, Wright!

-Yeah!

-So why didn't you say it before?

-I told you so many times!

-You never said Wright before

-Of course I did.

-Ok I won't argue any more.

-Do you know my name?

-I do not.

-Well, there you go, now we know each other's name.

-I do not!

-Good!

[pause before it hits him]

-Oh, Guud!

-Good.

-No wonder, it took me so long, is that Dutch?

-No, it's Knott!

-Oh, okay. At least the names are clear now Guud.

-Yes Wright.