A man enters his favorite restaurant and sits at his regular table.
Looking around, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby, all
alone.
He calls the waiter over and asks him to send their most expensive bottle of
Merlot over to her, knowing that if she accepts it she is his.

The waiter gets the bottle and takes it over to the girl, saying, "This is
from the gentleman over there," indicating to him. She regards the wine
coolly for a second and decides to send a note over to the man.

The waiter, who was lingering for a response took the note from her and
conveyed it to the gentleman. The note read: "For me to accept this bottle,
you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank,
and 7 inches in your pants."

After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in
return. He handed it to the waiter and instructed him to return this to the
lady. It read: "For your information - I happen to have a GMC Denali, a
BMWZ8, a Mercedes CL600 and a Corvette Z06 in my garage; plus I have over
ten million dollars in the bank. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as
you would I cut off three inches. Just send the bottle back!"