At a doctors surgery one morning a patient arrives complaining of serious
backache.

The doctor examines him and asks him "What the hell did you do to your
back?"

The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club? Today
morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise On entering I
knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed
out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the
balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself. I grabbed the
fridge and threw it at him, Thats how I strained my back"

The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck.

The doctor says "My previous looked bad, but you look terrible.What the
hell happened to you?"

He replies, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now ..Today was
the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late.
I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and
you wont believe it but I was hit by a fridge."

The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two patients
do.

The doctor is shocked. Again asks, "What the hell happened to you?"

Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd floor.