3 young boys were trying to figure out whose dad was
the best:
The first boy said, "my dad is so good he can shoot an
arrow run after it, get in front of it and catch it in
his bare hand."
The second boy said, "my dad is so good that he can
shoot a gun, run after the bullet, get in front of it
and catch it in his bare hand."
The third boy said, "I've got you both beat, my dad so
good because he works for the state of Florida. He
gets off work at 5:00pm and is home by 4:30pm."