Everybody who has a dog calls him Rover or Boy. I named mine Sex. It was a mistake because Sex has been very embarrassing to me.

When I went to City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like to have a license for Sex. He said, " I'd
like to have one too !" Then I said, "But this is a dog." He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said, " But you
don't understand. I've had Sex since I was nine years old." He said I must have been quite a kid.

When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my
wife and me and a special room for Sex. He told me every room in the place was for sex. I said," but you don't understand. Sex keeps me awake at night." He replied, "Me too."

One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there looking around. I told him that I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold my own tickets. "But you don't understand," I said."I had hoped to have Sex on TV." He called me a show off.

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had sex before I was
married." The judge said, "Me too." Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me. He said, "Me too."

Last night, Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked, " What are you doing in this alley at 4 o'clock in the morning?" I said, "I'm looking for Sex."