1. The early bird still has to eat worms.
2. I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting
clothing--if I HAD any
loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first
place!!!
3. The worse thing about accidents in the kitchen is having to eat
them.
4. Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell
the difference.
5. Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could
simply press "Ctrl Alt
Delete" and start all over?
6. Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you
haven't fallen asleep yet.
7. My husband says I never listen to him....at least, I THINK that's
what he said.
8. Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they
can in prison?
9. If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have
started with something
called labor!
10. Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.